Ｒisorgimento

Neal與P叔一回歸就儘是說些令人鼻血的說話，
編劇大人你好樣的！ 
終於逼到我為你們開一頁紀錄用的XDDD
 
P叔像是嗅到Neal這隻小狐狸的騷味[違]，
懷疑Neal偷了上季末的一堆藝術品。
於是……P叔弄了個5小時禁錮PLAY…[大違]

Neal於是也發出了讓每一個男人都不會放手的宣言！！！[喂]
N(誘惑): "It's 2 o'clock in the morning, Peter. You gonna keep me here all night?"
P(目光如炬): "Until I'm satisfied." [想不到P叔你是個抖S喔/喂]


P叔又使Neal去做他專用的女特務
Neal很久沒有去磨練劍擊，結果一個不小心便給割掉領帶了～
這過程當然是被P叔通通都監聽著的～
回到大本營，
N(抱怨): "It is cruel and unusual punishment for you bring me back here like this"
P(笑): "Yes, but I'm finally smiling."
話說Neal一直被P叔懷疑而不對他笑，所以P叔現在算是半虐Neal?XD
P叔你的性格比上兩季S了耶~

Neal把斷了的領帶丟掉，P叔身為飼主還是把Neal的用品撿回來。
N(興奮): "I've driven you to dumpster dive?"
P(滿足): "A souvenir of Neal Caffrey's imperfect moment? Priceless."
一副「所謂千金不換，Neal你就是我的千金啊~~~」的樣子[拿著領帶嗅嗅嗅/變態欸你]
 
[設計]N: "Peter，別這樣，大庭廣眾的…"*刻意沒截P叔在撿垃圾的手*

Neal知道自己跟Moz遠走高飛背叛P叔一直都有點罪疚感，
大概某程度上希望自己真的能飛走，
另一方面又希望P叔能永遠的捉住他吧~~~[不對]
當Neal發現P叔沒有上報這件事的時候，Moz問Why not，
Neal第一個發應就是: "To protect me."

回到P女郎任務~[喂]
P叔手下男1號問P叔: "You're gonna let him walk around unmonitored?"
P(1s): "No."
Control freak和獨佔慾昭然若揭~XDDD
回到本營後又是這種…
P: "Talk to you in two hours."
N: "And two hours after that."
P: "That's what I like to hear." 這裡只欠一句Good Boy~XDDD
但是吶，Neal這小狐狸嘛…總是欠調教的[毆]
所以P叔因為這樣一季比一季S嗎? 這樣我懂了XDDDDD
基本上啊~Neal的一舉手一投足，一舉一動，全都在P叔掌心之中XD
 
看看這款P叔金睛光眼看著Neal，君臨天下的大帝樣子XDDDD
後面就不說了，基本上是這兩口子又開始要鬥智的鋪陳呢ｗ

第二集P叔在小女孩前面說老婆的事情時，頓時鐵漢柔情起來XD
Girl: "Who's he?"
P(笑): "His name is Neal. He knows a lot of stuff." 我家媳婦超強的~
Girl: "What's that thing on his leg?"
P(自豪): "That's a tracking anklet." 讓我隨時隨地都知道他在哪~
Girl: "I have an anklet. Want to see?"
P: "Yeah. Oh, cute. Where did you get it?"
Girl: "My grandpa. Then where did he get his?"
P(彊住): "It's part of a federal work-release program, where...
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
 
(羞) I gave it to him. It's so I don't lose him." 這是定情信物的意味？！

 
*不專心做P女郎，但專心地聽P叔跟小女孩說話的Neal*

Girl: "Oh, are you his grandpa?"
P(臉色一沉): "Weren't you supposed to go to your room?"
Girl: "Aha~嘿嘿"
我覺得這小女孩是天然小惡魔XD
Neal一定在心裡暴笑XDDDD

2人心有靈犀合作無間我知道了啦…
一起拆亂序字謎(anagrams)=V=
Neal想P叔一起去解謎~
把他吹捧得天上有地下無的，
可是P叔對老婆還是忠誠的~要陪El~哎呀~
可是這也是P叔的正氣之處呢~[攤手]
回到家陪El.，一整個是傲嬌，難怪老婆這麼愛他XDD
「這不關我事啊～不關我事……」
結果El.也是位非常體貼的老婆和隱性腐女…

E: "Honey. Do you want to grab some mirrors and go play with Neal?"

 
P(雙眼發光): "YES!!!" 這真的是P叔嗎？我不認識他欸～
P叔在老婆面前是個傲嬌和大孩子…XD

那邊廂的Neal和Moz…
N: "Remember I said things were getting back to normal between me and Peter?"
Moz(不耐煩): "Yeah. That's sweet.(略)" [當然後面說的不是這些了XD]